Dad Hats

im an object — Embroidered Dad Hat

my lawyer has advised me — Embroidered Dad Hat

prison wallet — Embroidered Dad Hat

let's go gambling — Embroidered Dad Hat

peg me — Embroidered Dad Hat

lost virginity OJ car chase — Embroidered Dad Hat

if ketamine is for horses — Embroidered Dad Hat

sorry i spilled — Embroidered Dad Hat

i like it when the stripper cries — Embroidered Dad Hat

soul bonded wood nymph — Embroidered Dad Hat

i did tranq with stuart little — Embroidered Dad Hat

papa john said the n word — Embroidered Dad Hat

point and laugh — Embroidered Dad Hat

money doesnt make you happy — Embroidered Dad Hat

OUCHIE — Embroidered Dad Hat

i give mediocre weinerings — Embroidered Dad Hat

my wife makes me wear this shirt when she — Embroidered Dad Hat

i forgot 911 — Embroidered Dad Hat

pro bulimia — Embroidered Dad Hat

stop being fat — Embroidered Dad Hat

i shot JFK — Embroidered Dad Hat

liking guys is gay — Embroidered Dad Hat

PRO ANOREXIA — Embroidered Dad Hat